IT’S GOOD TO “STACH” A LITTLE ASIDE

I tried growing a mustache a few times over the years, but never achieved that “nice mustache” level. Mom said it’s because we have a little Native American Cherokee in us, and it’s true – I tried a beard once and there were spots all over that refused to fill out. (Also, my older sister did a 23and me thing to confirm the lineage.) I’m left to face the world naked – face-wise, of course!